High Tech Redneck

How to tell if you might be a "high tech redneck".

Provided by Knighthawk (blacks@inwave.com)

  • If your e-mail address ends in "@over.yonder.com".

  • If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page".

  • If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a laptop".

  • If your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith & Wesson".

  • If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone.

  • If your baseball cap reads "DEC" instead of "CAT".

  • If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined.

  • If your wife said "either she or the computer had to go", and you still don't miss her.

  • If you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on.

  • If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy".

  • If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal.

  • If you start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy y'all".

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