- If your e-mail address ends in "@over.yonder.com".
- If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page".
- If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a laptop".
- If your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith & Wesson".
- If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone.
- If your baseball cap reads "DEC" instead of "CAT".
- If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined.
- If your wife said "either she or the computer had to go", and you still don't miss her.
- If you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on.
- If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy".
- If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal.
- If you start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy y'all".