A guy was walking back home from work one late evening and a frog on the way called out, "Hey buddy! Kiss me and I will turn into a princess and give you a real long kiss".
The guys stops, looks at the frog, picks it up, puts it in his pocket and walks on. The frog shouts, "Okay, I will stay with you for a full day and do whatever you want me to. Now hurry up and kiss me!". The guy takes the frog out of his pocket, looks at it, smiles, puts it back in the pocket and walks on.
After sometime the frog shouts again, "Listen, I will stay with you for a week but kiss me fast! Please!". The guy took the frog out of the pocket, smiles, puts the frog back into his pocket and walks on.
This time the frustrated frog shouts out, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, man? Isn't a week long enough for you or what?" The guy takes the frog out and says, "Well, you see it's like this 'I am a computer programmer and don't have time for women but... a talking frog is way COOL!'"